Humor Shorts Galore

Computers Must Face South - Written for an Information Week 1996 holiday issue (see if you can guess which one), but they ran out of space and didn't run the story. Their loss, your gain. Enjoy.

Acronymophobia - This was written when the movie "Arachnophobia" was out (1990), in case the strange name throws you. UNIX Today! ran this as one of several humor pieces I sold them before they changed to Open Systems Today and we started Karl's Konsultancy..